Relish My Pickle

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The Relish Gods are angry tonight
My avacado’s burning and my celery’s tight
The King Of Pickles is giving you a thrill
His jar of mason is filling up with dill

Relish my pickle, relish my pickle, relish my pickle
and tickle the dill

I hope it don’t trickle when you tickle my pickle
And I hope you ain’t fickle cuz I look like Don Rickles
Relish my pickle!

Celery sailors in the green sunshine
Wash ashore in a sea of brine
Pickled mermaids just having fun
Fix their hair in a cucumber bun

Relish my pickle, relish my pickle, relish my pickle
and tickle the dill

The Relish Gods are angry tonight
My avacado’s burning and my celery’s tight
The Relish Gods are angry tonight