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The Detector
Posted on March 22, 2010 | 2 Commentsyou're like lactose - shelfish - and nuts - I get all itchy and my throat swells shut -
Spy for the Devil
Posted on May 13, 2009 | No CommentsI thought she was 007 Didn't know she was 666 -
Hungover and Pregnant
Posted on April 1, 2009 | No CommentsThey’ll be a baby on board in just a few days But baby I’m bored of your puritan ways -
Duty Shirker
Posted on August 30, 2008 | No CommentsI got duties. I’m gonna shirk. I’m a duty shirker. I’m gonna shirk my duties tonight. -
Relish My Pickle
Posted on August 30, 2008 | No CommentsCelery sailors in the green sunshine Wash ashore in a sea of brine -
Rock Your Face
Posted on August 30, 2008 | No CommentsBloodshot, no. You're not stoned. The whites of your eyes are magenta toned. -
Chilidogs
Posted on August 30, 2008 | 1 CommentChilidogs, cheeseburgers, cherry pie, and bread, two of each, please, you heard what I said -
Shitstorm
Posted on August 30, 2008 | No CommentsI'm sittin' on dynamite! And that's a fact! -
Road Dog
Posted on August 30, 2008 | No CommentsThe sobering wine bottle The webs in your brain -
![Swim in a river of mountain dew Playing Monopoly and being the shoe Cry like a baby going goo goo goo Lifesavers don’t suck, people do Chickens in the sewer […]](https://holehog.org/wp-content/uploads/Chicken_s-In-The-Sewer-115x115.jpg "Chicken’s In The Sewer")
Chicken’s In The Sewer
Posted on August 30, 2008 | No CommentsSwim in a river of mountain dew Playing Monopoly and being the shoe Cry like a baby going goo goo goo Lifesavers don’t suck, people do Chickens in the sewer […] -
Outhouse Potty Champ
Posted on August 30, 2008 | No CommentsJunebugs, spiders, and mosquitos Mix 'em up in a bag of cheetos Outhouse Potty Champ, tear the woods apart! -
![Ain’t gonna have no mercy on the pizza pie tonight I’m gonna eat it all, every single bite Pizza Party, Pizza Party, party hearty with the pizza pie Ain’t gonna […]](https://holehog.org/wp-content/uploads/pizza-hut-double-deep-pizza-730704-115x115.jpg "Pizza Party")
Pizza Party
Posted on June 16, 2008 | No CommentsAin’t gonna have no mercy on the pizza pie tonight I’m gonna eat it all, every single bite Pizza Party, Pizza Party, party hearty with the pizza pie Ain’t gonna […] -
![Tell me it’s a hoax, I’m being played for a fool. Your story’s gonna change when they’re sampling your stool. Your nothin’ special and you’re nothin’ unique. Just some more […]](https://holehog.org/wp-content/uploads/saucer_630x-115x115.jpg "UFO Logbook")
UFO Logbook
Posted on June 13, 2008 | No CommentsTell me it’s a hoax, I’m being played for a fool. Your story’s gonna change when they’re sampling your stool. Your nothin’ special and you’re nothin’ unique. Just some more […]